Ode To A Harkinian Urn

"Gee," Link moaned with a yawn quite drear,
Proclaiming, "it sure is boring around here!"
The king tried to remind him of the world of lore:
"Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for."

Trying to think of something fun to do,
Link said, "I just wonder what Ganon's up to."
The boy and the monarch looked suddenly into the sky,
where a man on a magic carpet was gliding by.

He landed at the window, announcing with a cry,
"Ganon and his minions have seized Koridai!"
"Hmm," the king mumbled, "how can we help?"
"Link can defeat Ganon," Gwonam said about the whelp.

The boy was excited: "Great, I'll grab my stuff!"
"There is no time, your sword is enough."
He said to Zelda: "How about a kiss? For luck."
"You've got to be kidding," rebutting his pluck.

Link got on the carpet, ignoring Zelda's scoff,
Shouting in excitement, "Squadala, we're off!"
The boy and the wizard did soar through the air,
Ultimately in the search for Ganon's lair.

"Wow, what are all those heads?" Link asked,
"Those are the faces of evil;" those the pair had passed.
Gwonam advised, "You must conquer each!"
"I guess I better get going," said Link, eating a peach*.

The wizard waved his fingers, and with a clap,
He did spawn out of nowhere a map.
Looking at Link, the man asked him so:
"Here is the map; where do you wish to go?"